A few words from poet/ author/ philosopher, Mark A. Cella
· If you make a lot of money, put it to use helping others while you are living. That is wealth’s greatest satisfaction.
· Listen to your critics. They will keep you focused and innovative.
· When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.
· Keep the porch light on until all the family is in for the night.
· Plant Zucchini only if you have lots of friends.
· Take along a small gift for the host or hostess when you’re a dinner guest.
· Carry your own alarm clock when traveling. Hotel wake-ups can be unreliable.
· Don’t let your family get so busy that you don’t sit down to at least one meal a day together.
· Remember the three Rs: Respect for self; Respect for others; Responsibility for your actions,
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Thursday, February 26, 2009
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Peanut Butter? No Thanks!
A few words from poet/ author/ philosopher, Mark A. Cella
Start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.Remember to brush teeth with bristly end of toothbrush.
Don't eat medicine just because it looks like candy.Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.I will always "check for paper" when leaving the restroom.I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars
Never buy just one roll of toilet paper, one roll of film, or one jar of peanut butter. Get two.
Do a good job because you want to, not because you have to. This puts you in charge instead of your boss.
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Start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.Remember to brush teeth with bristly end of toothbrush.
Don't eat medicine just because it looks like candy.Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.I will always "check for paper" when leaving the restroom.I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars
Never buy just one roll of toilet paper, one roll of film, or one jar of peanut butter. Get two.
Do a good job because you want to, not because you have to. This puts you in charge instead of your boss.
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Health and Safety
A few words from poet/ author/ philosopher, Mark A. Cella
Cavemen to Columbus
The early Church declared that alcohol was an inherently good gift of God to be used and enjoyed. While individuals might choose not to drink, to despise alcohol was heresy.
Puritans to Prohibition
While there wasn't any cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, or pumpkin pie to eat at the first Thanksgiving, there was beer, brandy, gin, and wine to drink.
Prohibition: The Noble Experiment
During Prohibition, temperance activists hired a scholar to rewrite the Bible by removing all references to alcohol beverage.
Beverages: Ales to Zombies
Bourbon takes its name from Bourbon County in Kentucky, where it was first produced in 1789 by a Baptist minister.
The alcohol in drinks of either low alcohol content (below 15%) or high alcohol content (over 30%) tend to be absorbed into the body more slowly.
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Cavemen to Columbus
The early Church declared that alcohol was an inherently good gift of God to be used and enjoyed. While individuals might choose not to drink, to despise alcohol was heresy.
Puritans to Prohibition
While there wasn't any cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, or pumpkin pie to eat at the first Thanksgiving, there was beer, brandy, gin, and wine to drink.
Prohibition: The Noble Experiment
During Prohibition, temperance activists hired a scholar to rewrite the Bible by removing all references to alcohol beverage.
Beverages: Ales to Zombies
Bourbon takes its name from Bourbon County in Kentucky, where it was first produced in 1789 by a Baptist minister.
The alcohol in drinks of either low alcohol content (below 15%) or high alcohol content (over 30%) tend to be absorbed into the body more slowly.
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Thursday, February 19, 2009
Dont Forget To Leave The Light On
A few words from poet/ author/ philosopher, Mark A. Cella
· Keep the porch light on until all the family is in for the night.
· Plant Zucchini only if you have lots of friends.
· Take along a small gift for the host or hostess when you’re a dinner guest.
· Carry your own alarm clock when traveling. Hotel wake-ups can be unreliable.
· Don’t let your family get so busy that you don’t sit down to at least one meal a day together.
· Remember the three Rs: Respect for self; Respect for others; Responsibility for your actions,
Learn more at Mark Cella’s Fun-fo Mark Cella’s fun advice
· Keep the porch light on until all the family is in for the night.
· Plant Zucchini only if you have lots of friends.
· Take along a small gift for the host or hostess when you’re a dinner guest.
· Carry your own alarm clock when traveling. Hotel wake-ups can be unreliable.
· Don’t let your family get so busy that you don’t sit down to at least one meal a day together.
· Remember the three Rs: Respect for self; Respect for others; Responsibility for your actions,
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Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Drink Up Everyone
A few words from poet/ author/ philosopher, Mark A. Cella
Enjoy these interesting facts about alcohol and drinking in different states.
The word "toast," meaning a wish of good health, started in ancient Rome, where a piece of toasted bread was dropped into wine.
Vikings used the skulls of their enemies as drinking vessels.
Anyone under the age of 21 who takes out household trash containing even a single empty alcohol beverage container can be charged with illegal possession of alcohol in Missouri.
The early Church declared that alcohol was an inherently good gift of God to be used and enjoyed. While individuals might choose not to drink, to despise alcohol was heresy.
Click here for more of Mark Cella’s fun advice Learn more at Mark Cella’s Fun-fo
Enjoy these interesting facts about alcohol and drinking in different states.
The word "toast," meaning a wish of good health, started in ancient Rome, where a piece of toasted bread was dropped into wine.
Vikings used the skulls of their enemies as drinking vessels.
Anyone under the age of 21 who takes out household trash containing even a single empty alcohol beverage container can be charged with illegal possession of alcohol in Missouri.
The early Church declared that alcohol was an inherently good gift of God to be used and enjoyed. While individuals might choose not to drink, to despise alcohol was heresy.
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Sunday, February 15, 2009
Lighter Before The Match
A few words from poet/ author/ philosopher, Mark A. Cella
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
All polar bears are left handed.
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out
"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
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The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
All polar bears are left handed.
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out
"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
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Thursday, February 12, 2009
What Rhymes With "Month"?
A few words from poet/ author/ philosopher, Mark A. Cella
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH".
Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and earsnever stop growing.
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Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH".
Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and earsnever stop growing.
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Tuesday, February 10, 2009
18 Acre Slice
A few words from poet/ author/ philosopher, Mark A. Cella
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
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Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
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Monday, February 9, 2009
New Facts
A few words from poet/ author/ philosopher, Mark A. Cella
Cavemen to Columbus
The early Church declared that alcohol was an inherently good gift of God to be used and enjoyed. While individuals might choose not to drink, to despise alcohol was heresy.
Puritans to Prohibition
While there wasn't any cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, or pumpkin pie to eat at the first Thanksgiving, there was beer, brandy, gin, and wine to drink.
Prohibition: The Noble Experiment
During Prohibition, temperance activists hired a scholar to rewrite the Bible by removing all references to alcohol beverage.
Beverages: Ales to Zombies
Bourbon takes its name from Bourbon County in Kentucky, where it was first produced in 1789 by a Baptist minister.
Health and Safety
The alcohol in drinks of either low alcohol content (below 15%) or high alcohol content (over 30%) tend to be absorbed into the body more slowly.
Learn more at Mark Cella’s Fun-fo Mark Cella’s fun advice
Cavemen to Columbus
The early Church declared that alcohol was an inherently good gift of God to be used and enjoyed. While individuals might choose not to drink, to despise alcohol was heresy.
Puritans to Prohibition
While there wasn't any cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, or pumpkin pie to eat at the first Thanksgiving, there was beer, brandy, gin, and wine to drink.
Prohibition: The Noble Experiment
During Prohibition, temperance activists hired a scholar to rewrite the Bible by removing all references to alcohol beverage.
Beverages: Ales to Zombies
Bourbon takes its name from Bourbon County in Kentucky, where it was first produced in 1789 by a Baptist minister.
Health and Safety
The alcohol in drinks of either low alcohol content (below 15%) or high alcohol content (over 30%) tend to be absorbed into the body more slowly.
Learn more at Mark Cella’s Fun-fo Mark Cella’s fun advice
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Mark Cella Knows Baseball
A few words from poet/ author/ philosopher, Mark A. Cella
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH".
Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and earsnever stop growing.
Click here for more of Mark Cella’s fun advice
Learn more at Mark Cella’s Fun-fo
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH".
Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and earsnever stop growing.
Click here for more of Mark Cella’s fun advice
Learn more at Mark Cella’s Fun-fo
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Toasted
A few words from poet/ author/ philosopher, Mark A. Cella
Enjoy these interesting facts about alcohol and drinking in different states.
The word "toast," meaning a wish of good health, started in ancient Rome, where a piece of toasted bread was dropped into wine.
Vikings used the skulls of their enemies as drinking vessels.
Anyone under the age of 21 who takes out household trash containing even a single empty alcohol beverage container can be charged with illegal possession of alcohol in Missouri.
The early Church declared that alcohol was an inherently good gift of God to be used and enjoyed. While individuals might choose not to drink, to despise alcohol was heresy.
Click here for more of Mark Cella’s fun adviceLearn more at Mark Cella’s Fun-fo
Enjoy these interesting facts about alcohol and drinking in different states.
The word "toast," meaning a wish of good health, started in ancient Rome, where a piece of toasted bread was dropped into wine.
Vikings used the skulls of their enemies as drinking vessels.
Anyone under the age of 21 who takes out household trash containing even a single empty alcohol beverage container can be charged with illegal possession of alcohol in Missouri.
The early Church declared that alcohol was an inherently good gift of God to be used and enjoyed. While individuals might choose not to drink, to despise alcohol was heresy.
Click here for more of Mark Cella’s fun adviceLearn more at Mark Cella’s Fun-fo
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Did You Know That
A few words from poet/ author/ philosopher, Mark A. Cella
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
All polar bears are left handed.
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out
"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Click here for more of Mark Cella’s fun advice
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