Thursday, March 5, 2009

Elephants Can't Jump...

A few words from poet/ author/ philosopher, Mark A. Cella


Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.


Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH".

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and earsnever stop growing.Click here for more of Mark Cella’s Fun-fo or Mark Cella’s fun advice

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