Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Mark Cella's New Rules

A Few words from poet/ author/ philosopher, Mark A. Cella

Happy New Year!

  • I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses.
  • I will stop sending e-mails to my wife (husband).
  • I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.
  • I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
  • I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.
  • I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
  • I will not hang around girls - they think you love them and that sucks.
  • I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
  • I resolve to work with neglected children. (my own).
  • I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
  • When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"

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