Monday, January 5, 2009

HNY Resolutions (I Think)


A Few words from poet/ author/ philosopher, Mark A. Cella

  • I will balance my checkbook. (on my nose).

  • I will find out why the correspondence course on "Mail Fraud" that I purchased never showed up.

  • Start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.

  • Remember to brush teeth with bristly end of toothbrush.

  • Don't eat medicine just because it looks like candy.

  • Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.

  • I will always "check for paper" when leaving the restroom.

  • I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.

  • I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars

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