A Few words from poet/ author/ philosopher, Mark A. Cella
- I will balance my checkbook. (on my nose).
- I will find out why the correspondence course on "Mail Fraud" that I purchased never showed up.
- Start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.
- Remember to brush teeth with bristly end of toothbrush.
- Don't eat medicine just because it looks like candy.
- Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.
- I will always "check for paper" when leaving the restroom.
- I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.
- I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars
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