A few words from poet/ author/ philosopher, Mark A. Cella
Drive Thru Revenge
After eating half your meal return it and say you got the wrong thing and ask for a refund.
As you're pulling away and they say "Have a nice day!" (with that retarded smile) put the car in reverse and ask them what the hell that's supposed to mean.
Order something from one fast food place then go to another drive through when they give you your food take one bite and say "No thank youthis tastes better (pointing to bag from other place), may i have my money back."
Play name that tune with person taking the order.Pretend your deaf and order in sign language.
Go through Taco Bell order the 7 layer burrito. When they repeat your order ask if each layer of the burrito is sold separately. When they ask how you are today proceed by telling them about your diarrhea problems, most likely due to the burger you bought from them yesterday and the day before that.
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