Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Mark Cella Applauds President Obama

A few words from poet/ author/ philosopher, Mark A. Cella

Haven't you ever had the urge to let loose when ordering that burrito or burger and drink combo?

In summer turn stereo up full volume to Christmas music while ordering in drive through.

Drive in the drive through, park, then go inside and order.

Go through the drive through in reverse, again.

Wait for the busiest time of day, after paying get out of car, get jack out of trunk and proceed to rotate tires.

Check oil in drive through, possibly touch up the windscreen with some glass cleaner.

Walk up to drive through window with hands in the air like your holding onto a steering wheel.

Go through drive through and ask for directions to the place you're at.

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