A few words from poet/ author/ philosopher, Mark A. Cella
To the Wall Street crimminals
More fun things to do in court:
- Bring a kazoo.
- Act like you're doing something important, and ask them to "keep it down"
- Every time the judge uses the gavel, keel over backwards and act like you've been shot.
- Bring a Gameboy and leave the volume at full.
- Wait until everybody is completely focused on the trial, then blow a referee's whistle as loud as you can.
- Point to the person next to you and tell him to "stop it!"
- Pretend you turn into a pig when you get wet. Douse yourself in cold water and act like one.
- Call the judge a wuss when he issues the death penalty. When he accuses you of contempt of the court, look puzzled and ask him what it means.
- When he answers, object.
- Dress up like Santa Claus
- Drink all of your lawyer's water, then ask for more. Then ask to go to the bathroom.
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